Okay, just judging by the fact that you find that funny, I think you might find this http://www.strindbergandhelium.com/ funny as well. :) Let's see if my humorometer is gauged correctly.
OMG, yes! Hilarious. "Iron and Sulfur" is awesome. Where can I get my own Helium?
I swear to god that's my conversation every day with our UK folks.
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